cradily: did somebody say cute boys
heartless: It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
shutupaubrey: i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
I really hope that that was about me but it probably wasn’t
My number one turn on is by far rain
itmakesnosense: Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
It's a good day to have the windows rolled down...
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
homicidalwhispers: mattyjaybee: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
why am i so pathetic?